I know people are in to "Furries" but this is going a little too far.
In Finland, a company www.teddytourslapland.com is offering holiday packages for your overworked and over cuddled teddy bear or stuffed animal. The holiday for this trip in Northern Finland costs approx 110 - 170 euros (93.7 - 144.4 pounds or 136.31 - 210.06 USD)
The Standard Journey for the toys includes a trip around the Northern town of Rovaniemi and a visit to Santa Claus. They get a gift, and send a postcard to its owner (I'm sure to mock them for wasting their hard earned money on such an especially useless thing) and then sent back home with photos of their adventure.
With the Luxury Journey Paddington will be living it up. It includes the standard journeys package, as well as a trip to a reindeer farm where they feed Santa's reindeer. Then they go on a snowmobile safari where they try a bit of ice fishing on the frozen waterway and some savoury hot chocolate by the campfire.
To prove that they're not just shoving the toys in a box and laughing all the way to the bank they tape the whole trip for you.
They will even provide a bear should you be too attached to yours to send it on the adventure.
Now, don't get too excited, but they are planning summer programs as well. Woo hoo!
But, "People or living pets may not participate on these trips." they warn. So don't try to sneak in wearing a bear suit and try to sneak in.
They even have a facebook page with pictures of some happy clients. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rovaniemi/Teddy-Tours-Lapland-Ltd/125037237509250
This proves that there is one born every minute. Everyone knows that bears hibernate in the winter!
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